OK, I’m changing tactics here. I’m going to embrace adversity. Snow is beautiful. Snow is pristine. Snow is…snow is…uh, screw it. I’m tired of snow.

Mary: “Something’s wrong with the TV.”

Me: “Must be the snow.”

Mary: “Will you fix it, please.”

Me: “Alright.”

Four more inches yesterday and more on the way. I’m starting to feel a “Here’s Johnny” moment coming on.

There used to be a game show when I was a kid where the object was to find a common thing hidden within a drawing. I can’t remember the name of the show, but this sort of reminds me of the game. Can you find the kayak hidden in this photo?

Ok, this isn’t funny anymore. This is Virginia dammit, not Minnesota. We’ve had 32″ already this year and now were going to get another foot today. On top of that, the beer is getting low and the cats have cabin fever. They don’t get along too well anyway and now we’re all stuck inside together. Help me!